dark and delicious

“I used to work with a bunch of uptight religious people so sometimes I didn’t wear panties and just smiled and chuckled to myself.”

we are all so human.

PostSecret.com

dame with saw

Georgian pensioner cuts off Internet in Georgia, Armenia

simple solutions. most effective.

up

little perverts

prairie dogs kiss more when watched

monster balls

not thrilling

solid science. solid fun

achievements in mucus business: whale snot collectors, roller-coasters for asthma, slimy mushrooms for optimizing railroads.

achievements in best-known: socks over shoes for icy surfaces, swearing as analgesic, beards are dirty.

my favorites:

“…organizations would become more efficient if they promoted people at random”

“…scientifically documenting fellatio in fruit bats”

ignobels 2010.

love. dynamics.

“Under the assumptions of the model, there is a unique effort policy that takes the initial feeling x₀ to the unique equilibrium E. This is achieved by setting the initial effort at point A to get onto the stable manifold W_s⁺ and then following path AE to approach equilibrium. Trajectories starting above W_s⁺ (e.g. at point A′) are not acceptable. The target trajectory AE always lies above the line c = c*. The relationship is viable provided that the effort gap c^♥(t)−c* is tolerable along the transition to equilibrium, that must also satisfy x_s^♥>x_min. Furthermore, since the target trajectory AE is unstable, trajectories starting at lower effort levels (e.g. at point A″) depart from AE and eventually lead to abandon effort (setting c = 0).”

hm.